(The screen opens with scenes of Ranma firing Hiryu Shoutenha, Sailor
Moon transforming, Goku turning into a Super-Saiyajin, Tenchi
activating Tenchi-ken, Shinji synchronizing with Eva, Yuseke firing
Reigan, Keiichi working with a blueprint, and Hikaru casting a spell.
After each of these scenes are finished individually, a guy who looks
less trustworthy than a used car salesman walks in.)

Guy: All these people getting spotlight... It's not fair now, is it?
Do you want to be an anime character too? Well, now you can!

(Scene: Hiroshi and Daisuke being drained by Ms. Hinako.)

Guy's voiceover: Be the meaningless students in Ranma 1/2!

(Scene: A monster is turned into a dust by Sailor Moon's attack.)

Guy's voiceover: Be the monster-of-the-week in Sailor Moon!

(Scene: Civilians are being killed by Majin Boo.)

Guy's voiceover: Be the casualities in Dragon Ball!

(The scene goes back to just the guy as well as a series of numbers
below him.)

Guy: Now these glories can be yours! Call below and be an anime character TODAY!

[Disclaimers: All sources belong to their respective owners. This
is simply intended as a piece of entertainment and nothing more.]
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