------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ COMMERCIAL BRAKE! Narrator: Vampires sleeping in your closets? We see Vampire Princess Miyu coming out of Madoka's closet to go to the bathroom, completely ignoring the black hair girl sitting on her desk who is staring at her. After hearing a flush, Miyu enters the room once again, goes inside the closet and closes the door. Madoka just stays there and blinks. Narrator: A space Oni braking through your walls? We see Lum braking inside Misato's apartment, turning the wall into a new door. Lum: Daaaaarliiiing??? Now where did he go? Narrator: Gremlins messing around with your microwave oven? We see Kasumi staring awkwardly at some strange ooze with green scales inside the microwave oven. It even seems to be letting out a maniacal laughter. Kasumi: Oh, dear. Has Akane been cooking again? Narrator: Who are you gonna call? Madoka: The Ghost Busters? Narrator: Someone better. Misato: The Extreme Ghost Busters? Narrator: Nope. Even better. Kasumi: Maybe a good microwave oven repair man. Narrator: Er... no... not exactly. But there are four intrepid persons who can take care of all your supernatural and paranormal problems. Madoka, Misato & Kasumi: WHO? Group voice: The Tokyo Gosuto Basutasu!!! As the theme song starts, we see how four figures began to show up while performing jumps, flips and other dramatic ways to do an entrance. Once the four of them gather in a same place, they strike a team pose. It's now that we realize that the four individuals are: Sailor Mars, Subaru Sumeragi, Mamono Hunter Yokko and Vampire Hunter D. Narrator: That's right! These four heroes have finally joined forces to bring you the best ghost exterminating service you've ever seen! Inside a kitchen, we see Inu-Yasha pigging out on everything he can grab with his claws. He stops suddenly when he spots Subaru and Mars at his left, both pulling out their respective ofudas. Inu-Yasha: Oh, shit... Next scene, Yokko and D have Miyu cornered inside Madoka's room. Miyu: But I'm one of the good guys!! Yokko: We're not getting paid to consider that. Miyu: Can't we negotiate? D: (pulling out his sword) Negotiate THIS! Narrator: If you have a problem with something that's really out of the ordinary, just call 1800-BOOOO and our team of specialists will be there shortly to take care of the unnatural annoyance. Mars: No matter the size. Subaru: No matter the nature of the problem. Yokko: We'll take care of it. D: Exorcism, demons, werewolves, ghosts or any sort of paranormal activity. Just give us a call and we'll be on the job in no time. Mars: And, if you're one of our major customers or if you already called at least ten times, get a batch of fifteen ofudas free of all costs! Misato: Cool! But... does those things really work. Subaru: Of course! We'll even let you test them first. (turns left) Hey, Hiei! Come here a minute. Hiei: (cowering against a wall) NOOOO! PLEEEEASE!! NOT THE OFUDA THING AGAIN!! Yokko: So remember, if your home is turning into a hunted house. Don't hesitate to call us. D: And don't forget this month's special offer. Two Youmas for the price of one or one extra-planar entity for half the normal price. Narrator: So call now to 1800-BOOOO. We accept Visa and Mater Card. Ranma: Hey, can you guys remove Jusenkyou curses? Subaru: Er... nope. Sorry, kid. Ranma: Aww, this sucks... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Each character belongs to their respective author. The commercial idea, however is mine. C&C can be sent at: jnsoullard@hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------